Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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