I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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