No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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