No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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