In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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