He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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