The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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