forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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