Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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