Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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