this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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