Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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