I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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