Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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