i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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