READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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