i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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