It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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