Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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