fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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