You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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