he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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