Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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