I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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