I only kidnapped one of them. chill
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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