I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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