yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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