so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She bit a glass in half.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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