i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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