How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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