David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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