it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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