So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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