doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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