Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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