So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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