Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He shit in the fireplace
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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