he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I deserve to be covered in dicks
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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