i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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