brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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