Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
she looked like the before picture.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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