we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
