You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You may now shotgun with the bride
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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