thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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