if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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