I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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