OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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