sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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