what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
