Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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