Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
now i know why i became what i already was.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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