I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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