if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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