how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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