is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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