He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
